Half and Half

Gemini
May 20 - June 20

This is a good day for meditation, or for spiritual studies of some kind, dear Gemini. Your intuition should be operating at a very high level and thus it is going to be easier for you to tune into the thoughts, feelings, needs, and desires of others, particularly the opposite sex. You might even experience psychic insights or visions that shed light on some questions you've been asking yourself for a while. Write down your thoughts. You'll want to remember them.

Okay then,

Assume all Japanese women between 20 and 40 have a boyfriend, and if you get any psychic readings from any of them, remember their simp boyfriends will be buying them something expensive for x-holiday, so you got no chance. But then, there's no reason to be upset about it, there's not going to be any more dating in Japan.

So there.